I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Tangerinening at the Table

Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.

Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!

by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014

Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket

“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table

by Captain haha March 2, 2020

back on the table

just one of the options 😒😒😒😒

Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake

by lemonsareverysour December 14, 2022

The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"

I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!

by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

Hit the table

Line up a couple of shots and hit it.

Guy1: "Yo, man, lets hit the table tonight!"
Guy2: "Fuck yeah! Gonna get shit-faced."

by Aobubblebutt June 5, 2014