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shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.
Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"
by TastesLikeDeadBaby July 19, 2008
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shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.
yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.
by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006
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The Shocker

by Rohan January 9, 2004
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shocker

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.
I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.
by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007
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shocker

The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.
It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea
by RIDGEBONE November 23, 2007
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The shocker

Two in the baby-maker, one in the patty-caker
Give her the shocker, two in the baby-maker and one in the patty-caker
by The Grand Chawhee February 29, 2008
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shocker

A hand sign denoting finger-sex.
The shocker is two to rock her, one to shock her.
by Alex Phillips August 18, 2007
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