Shit Parfait

when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.

When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.

by Lifeismiserable72 January 11, 2021

millie parfait

Chaos incarnate infused with perversion.

something millie parfait would say: ‘man, i just wanna live in ewiwa’s armpit.’

by og93percemt August 26, 2023

Parfait

Aesthetically pleasing and elegant in a soft, calm, and/or subtle way.

"You look so parfait with that sweater on."

by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 17, 2024

Peanut Buster Parfait

A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on

Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after

by CarrollCarpenter October 3, 2020

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

snow parfait

An abundance of cocaine. Similar to a yogurt parfait.

Jennifer treated herself to a snow parfait last night. She was out of control.

by fiocati November 19, 2020