Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
by Ovamp July 13, 2009
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
by artbee September 23, 2010
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
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Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.
Hailey: I need some head
Emma : get some joystick manbun head
Hailey: whats that
Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that
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abusing the joystick

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.
by Kelso Horror January 05, 2017
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jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.
give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)
by milkmantheog July 15, 2021
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Joystick

Scientific Name: Penis
1. A stick that brings joy
by urban_nuggie1 March 02, 2021
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