Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

jamming your joystick

Masturbating.

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.

by artbee September 25, 2010

roblox walk joystick

a gift from god

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.

Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017

Ball Top joystick

Ball Top Joystick - joystick handle that looks like a Gumball

Popular with games like ms pacman & street fighter mainly used with Japanese arcades & replaced the old skool Bat Top joystick in the west .

Ball Top Joystick such as Sanwa , Seimitsu ,suzo-happ

Most modern gamers prefer the ball top joystick as

It is more comfortable on the hands & easier to grip.

by Blu_leef June 29, 2025