Thoughts and prayers

When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"

by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020

Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010

Thoughts and Prayers

Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help

Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?

by HenryLeeH3 October 25, 2018

The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer:

Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.

by Arsemunky September 4, 2016

Prayer Rug

A womans vagina. vagina box pussy cunt slit Twat

Man i have some wool in my teeth after kneeling on her prayer rug.

by Caliso09 March 25, 2011

Prayer X

A music that will makes you remember the pain from watching Banana Fish.
See also: Rebecca Sugar – Love Like You

I'm in a mood for some sad music, Alexa play Prayer X by King Gnu

by YourGayCousin69420 September 23, 2020

Prayer of the Refugee

The last hope in a desperate situation, you're last shot to make something work.

Usually works because of the power of sheer desperation.

girl 1: weren't you gonna dump your bf today?
girl 2: yea...but he got down on his knees with a basket of roses and begged me to forgive him...
girl 1: Oh wow. I guess he pulled a prayer of the refugee. You didn't have a chance.

by LosiThai March 5, 2012