Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

The Pink Whale Challenge

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.

Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

the pink book

The pink book is a book that is designed for "that growing young lady". Inside, you will find out about a girls body, life style, and what sex is. Though, when you read more into it, you find out it's more along the lines of "that growing whore inside of you that you needs to come out" It has stories from girls in the US on how to give your boyfriend (or girlfriend) how to "please" them correctly... such as looking into his eyes while sucking, it takes almost 40 to get him horny, and a large picture of a girls vagina saying "HELLO!!"

Tan: "QUICK!! Wave that page in the webcam for the world to see!"
ClaireBear: "OKAY!!"
Seth: "Okay Billy, we're going to look at some silhouette.. now tell me what you think of when you see this picture?"
Billy: *mummble mummble* "GAME...game....game...game

by Clairebearthegreat July 3, 2005

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Euphemism for daring to do something preposterous, potentially amazing.

The calculations are solid, bruh. You might think I'm crazy, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

by augustopher September 7, 2019

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.

"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"

by CHA429 January 8, 2009