Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textasation

When many text messages are sent and received by two people in quick succession. This can be compared to a conversation face to face - except it isn't.

John tetxs: What's up Britt
Britt tetxs: Not much, how was your day?
John texts: It was great, but I'd love to see you sometime soon
Britt texts: Yeah for sure but let's not turn this into a textasation...I don't have an unlimited plan

by HalifaxGenius June 19, 2009

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

Textmessageless

To be without the ability to text message anyone.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib February 23, 2009

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

Textmaster General

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.

Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

by Language Arts Legend May 17, 2009

textmaster

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013