textillating

To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.

His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating.

by williwooyou December 19, 2011

Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.

The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011

Textile

As in unable to text due to social circumstance or event.

Texting:
Eric:My new standard right hand drive seriously impedes me from texting while driving.

Jennifer: Honey, that vehicle has you in textile!
Eric: yeah, I guess it's safer though.

by JeLyG August 19, 2013

textile

textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.

guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her.

guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/7. tell her to stop being so textile with you.

by chops22 January 1, 2010

textile machinery enquiry business

business enquiry from textile cloth mfg

sectional warping machine

by vijay March 8, 2005

Textiled

To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.

Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense

by Sid Barrett May 16, 2011

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.

"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."

by Celenrei June 16, 2024