texmestic

a domestic/fight with your significant other that takes place solely over text messaging

I couldn't even have fun at the strip club last night cuz my girl was so pissed I went we had a texmestic the whole time I was there

by sunshine83 March 20, 2009

textertainment

when someone over a phone texts you random funny stuff, and you just say lol and they text you another random funny thing, you just keep loling...(and some might not be funny, too)

joe- wow! that chick is FAT!!!!!!
you-lol
joe- why does my ass itch?
you-lol
joe- i just saw a SLUT!
you- lol
joe- ouch i just sat on a pin!
you- your textertainment isnt funny anymore...
and so on...

by mr. shitheadsezhai December 9, 2009

Textstyle

A type of 'speech' typed in the short-hand form of online and mobile text. Though annoying to most, is it often used when having to type in a hurry. Usually, when encountering trouble, or having to leave.

"Grats, GG, GTG, BRB RQ." Which translates from online textstyle into the regular form: "conGratulations, that was a Good Game, I have Got To Go, i'll Be Right Back Real Quick."

by Somebody Who's Nobody. February 4, 2010

textstrating

when a girl menustrates at you over text

Emma was textstrating at me about her friends talking about her behind her back. Maybe she should stop being a slut.

by Don Fernando Castillo Saavedra March 15, 2011

texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.

I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.

by empyrean February 14, 2014

texlestic

Someone who can't read text messages or wright them

L8r = later. NRG= energy. texlestic

by Gavin304 June 25, 2016

Textistic

Text
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Traffic
Fatality

Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.

by General Gau March 15, 2019