Testic

Adj
When spoken/written word is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable.
Derrived from testicles, in the same vein as "Bollocks".

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "That's testic as fuck bro."

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

Big testicals

Male balls

Male balls big testicals

by anonymous January 16, 2022

Air testical

A testical of air

You have an air testical in your lungs

by Veddix369 November 27, 2019

testical

(slang) Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
Please note that testical and testicle/s is/are not the same thing

Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.

by HammyShoe July 6, 2024

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

testicable

A characteristic of people that defines them from others. This is no ordinary characteristic. When given this title, one is known to evoke testicular torsions at will.

Ayo, Mark. Jimmy lookin awfully testicable these days

by testicularsteal42069 June 23, 2022