schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

by nameless five September 3, 2005

template person

A Template person is one who only knows how to run by the rule book.

A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.

Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.

Aaron: You sound like a template person!!

by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.

"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"

by Moth <3 April 6, 2022

Temptation

I've never been closer
I tried to understand
That certain feeling
Carved by another's hand, no
But it's too late to hesitate
We can't keep on living like this
Leave no track
Don't look back
temptation
(Keep climbin' higher and higher) temptation
(Adorable creatures) temptation
(With unacceptable features) temptation
(Trouble is coming) temptation
(It's just the high cost of loving) temptation
(You can take it or leave it) temptation
(But you'd better believe it)
You've got to make me an offer
That cannot be ignored
So let's head for home now
Everything I have is yours, oh
Step by step, and day by day
Every second counts, I can't break away
Leave no trace
Hide your face
temptation
(Keep climbin' higher and higher) temptation
(You can take it or leave it) temptation
(But you'd better believe it)
Keep us from temptation
Keep us from temptation
Keep us from temptation
Lead us not into temptation
temptation
(Keep climbin' higher and higher) temptation
(Adorable creatures) temptation
(With unacceptable features) temptation
(Trouble is coming) temptation
(It's just the high cost of loving) temptation
(You can take it or leave it) temptation
(But you'd better believe it)
You've got to make me an offer
That cannot be ignored
So let's head for home now
Everything I have is yours, oh
Step by step, and day by day
Every second counts, I can't break away

Leave no trace
Hide your face
temptation
(You've got to get up behind it) temptation
(Put your dime in the hot slot) temptation
(But it's a million to one shot) temptation
(You think that you're right now) temptation
(You're gonna face it tonight now) temptation
(Ooh, give me a breakdown) temptation
(Because it's time for a shakedown) temptation
Temptation (temptation)
Temptation
Temptation (temptation)
Temptation
Temptation (temptation)
Temptation
Temptation
It's just temptation (trying to find it)
Temptation (get up behind it)
Temptation (dime in the hot slot)
Temptation (million to one shot)
Temptation (think that you're right)
Temptation (you're gonna face it tonight now)
Temptation (give me a breakdown)
Temptation (time for a shakedown)

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

Meme Template

Something that doesn't exist

"hey check out this new meme template i found"
"Oh hey that will really get you a lot of Upvotes!"

by Virgin-killer69_420 December 30, 2020

Within Temptation

Horny desire inside you.It is an emotion which motivates you to do something that ypu know you should AVOID.

Having sex without a condom

by Raven May 13, 2005

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005