taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004

room temperature ones

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.

Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010

Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

check my temperature

To see what kind of mood a person is in

girl: my boyfriend stayed out all night now he is blowin' my phone up. I'm too pissed to talk!! He's just trying to check my temperature, he knows I'm mad!!

by ngorman April 3, 2009