taking her temperature 

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

taking her temperature by Point Oner November 22, 2004

room temperature ones 

a one which is not cold. however it is barely a one at all, as proven in strong bad's theory of the properties of ones, in which the ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude. room temperature ones are known to be drunk in foreign lands, along with not-so-cold ones and *shudder* warm ones.

Although on certain evenings in spring a cool one can be quite refreshing. Mmmmmm, thats a good one...

room temperature ones by dudeman February 21, 2004

Room temperature IQ 

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.

Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.

Room temperature IQ by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010

Take her temperature 

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

Take her temperature by ckeliib June 3, 2009

waterpark temperature 

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

waterpark temperature by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

Office temperature gauge 

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

Office temperature gauge by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

check my temperature 

To see what kind of mood a person is in

girl: my boyfriend stayed out all night now he is blowin' my phone up. I'm too pissed to talk!! He's just trying to check my temperature, he knows I'm mad!!

check my temperature by ngorman April 3, 2009