texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005

Triturition

what happens when you drink all weekend and then get bored studying for a & p cause it fucking sucks

Man I was fuckin trituriting (triturition v.) in the library last night with that nigga Thomas.

by Cameron Carlisle December 22, 2007

tecture

v. to tecture is to lecture or yell at someone through a text message

"My dad tectured me about not talking to strangers but here I am talking to you... What's your name again?"

by It's the truth! December 2, 2007

Titure

A picture of tits

Your girlfriend sent me a titure last night

by pink cast October 5, 2011

Texturization

Texting someone.

Make sue you hit me up with some texturization laterz, innit?!

by WO-CREW January 20, 2017

texturability

The ability to texturize an object.

"Your texturability skills are going to be very useful towards this refinishing project!"

by XxxJJ27xxX October 19, 2017

Texture

Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks

That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.

by PegszEggs November 21, 2017