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One-toke-teddy

When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.

In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"
Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)

Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"

Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."
by Matthews Grunfredo December 13, 2010
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Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.
Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
by academy2014 September 29, 2011
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telly

a party (usually at a hotel room), that involves smoking marijuana, drinking alcohol, and having sex
hey are you going to Erica’s telly tonight?
by bblythe October 19, 2019
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Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.
Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010
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Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.
by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016
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teddy neer

Gayest "straight" person I've ever met.
Teddy Neer, more like Teddy Queer
by Bisepic February 27, 2019
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TedLock

A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...
"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock
by Markbobcat October 3, 2020
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