teddymandering

Teddymandering is the practice of changing a law to benefit your political party, then reversing the change when your political party will benefit from the original rules to which you objected.

Named for former Massachusetts Senator Edward M. Kennedy, a.k.a. "Teddy" Kennedy. Senator Kennedy influenced the Massachusetts state legislature to change the Senatorial succession law during the 2004 election. His reasons were strictly because Senator John Kerry, if elected President, would be replaced by an appointee of (then) Governor Mitt Romney, a Republican. At the time, Kennedy was against any interim appointment until a special election could be held.

In 2009, as he neared death from brain cancer, Kennedy asked the state legislature to revise the law so that the governor could make an interim appointment. The governor of Massachusetts in 2009 was (is) Deval Patrick, a Democrat.

I don't give a rodent's rear end if the voters of Massachusetts didn't vote for the teddymandering of Kennedy's Senate seat even if they voted for the voters voting for a vacated senate seat before they voted against it.

by Asparagus Tip September 27, 2009

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

Teddie Dickinson

A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.

Teddie Dickinson is aName of a gay person

by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018

Teddy Brosevelt

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass

Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016

hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Tendies

Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!

by SgtScoots February 25, 2021

Teddy bear

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth

"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"

by magulon February 19, 2018