techtarded

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.

The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.

by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

tetard

A tetard is someone who is a retarded testicle head

"Germans with dark blonde hair and white are tetards"

by stevenqball November 22, 2005

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

TECHTARDID

Technically and/or mentally challenged in using simple electronic devices such as a digital camera or cell phones, etc.

My mom is so "Techtardid" when she's on the computer, she couldn't find the "ANY KEY" to continue....

by JrDizzle April 1, 2010

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015