Technonoob

Someone who has difficulties keeping up with new electronic gadgets, such as cell phones, i-whatevers.

Yeah, yeah Dave. I'm the technonoob who keeps purse dialing you.

by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011

TechnoDoldrums

Teck-know-dole-drums : (ADJ) the state of being forced into a lower tech situation than your are normally in, such as being forced to use Dialup after using Broadband, or going from a modern PC to one several years and many Megahertz slower

My dialup connection at home is like being in the TechnoDoldrums compared to the T-1 line at college.

by Infinite Loop August 26, 2005

technolocate

To home in on a person, usually a friend, acquaintence or business contact, by using cell phones, GPS devices or other means of real-time electronic communication to arrive at a previously unspecified meeting place at a specified time.

We agreed to head down to the market at noon, and from there we would just technolocate eachother using our iPhones.

by Grundog June 21, 2008

technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006

technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004

Technotronics

The electronical study of Techno music.

1: "So what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
2: "Oh, you know, I'm gonna get my Technotronics degree in Technotronic Engineering".
1: "Technotronics?"
2: "Yeah, the electronical study of Techno music".
1: "How can you study Teco music?"
2: "Electronically, of course".

by ChellyChu July 28, 2011

TechnoComando

the gayest poster in the forums.

I love masturbateing with men...

by kh2 August 10, 2004