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human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.
"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."
by oliviamcm March 30, 2009
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Technical Virgin

A supposed "loophole" way for Christian girls to have anal and oral sex but remain "pure" and still call themselves a "virgin". Ridiculous and hypocritical, some girls who are only technically virgins themselves look down on other girls who have vaginal sex before marriage, even though they have let a guy put his penis in their ass.
"My friend Christian is a technical virgin, she only lets guys put it in two out of three of her possible holes."

"Your friend is an idiot; if a penis touches your naked body, you aren't pure anymore."
by GirlCat47 May 15, 2010
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Technicolor Makeout

When you vomit into your partners mouth, or anywhere on his/her body, and you proceed to make out, passing the fluids back and forth between your bodies either through the mouth, or touching each others body.
Last night, my boyfriend and I had an amazing technicolor makeout scene
by Jimmy Ray February 6, 2004
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hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.
I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!
by silvermonkey November 9, 2005
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technical virgin

A technical virgin is a girl who has been fucked up her ass, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.
Billy really wants to have sex with me, but I want to stay a virgin until Im married. Losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so Ill let him fuck me in the ass and Ill still be a technical virgin. Its what I always do.
by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
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Technician

Technician:

Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"
Crowd of people,

"Together we are, a powerfull force,
as one mind body and soul!
Let no evil enter nor attempt to reduce us because of the beliefs we hold!
And with this love combinded with our strengths we ward off pain and stress!
Technician I am, whole heartedly. In life and in death"

Joe "WTF was that"
Sam "That was just the Technicians saying their pledge"
Joe "Are they about to go do something crazy?"
Sam "No, they are about the only people left on earth doing anything sane" "It might be a little dark and dirty where they are going though. Good luck to them"
by Technician67 November 18, 2011
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technical reason

Term to be used to escape from issue or questions specially when all goalposts exhausted. Bermuda triangle for a question seeking it's answer.
India's GDP down due to technical reasons!
Crude oil cheaper than ever before and petrol is costliest ever India due to technical reasons
by auvach September 14, 2017
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