Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.

You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.

by SammyPie January 15, 2011

technotard

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.

Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"

by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009

Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.

1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."

by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010

Technotard

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.

I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.

by dodogas February 24, 2011

technotard

someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.

A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.

by Gym76 December 8, 2010

technotard

Used to describe those who are technologically challenged.

I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!

by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006

Technotard

A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.

My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.

by jettyrock March 25, 2009