by young reginald February 2, 2021
Get the Teaching the pope how to play darts mug.-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
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A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.
For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
by Heather Scott November 4, 2004
Get the teaching mug.A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30
At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing
by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023
Get the Tomorrow’s Teachings mug.Describes someone who can operate a computer with ease and is tech savvy, they never wonder about game systems and computers because they know about them
someone who is techinicological: What do you mean you need help to turn on a computer?!
person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.
person who isn't techinicological: I mean I'm not TECHINICOLOGICAL! I didn't even know that you had to have a freaking monitor with it.
by Saxaphoner September 22, 2009
Get the Techinicological mug.1. When a non-essential, trivial function of a piece of software anoys you so much you stop using it.
2. When a non-essential, trivial fuction impeeds effective use of a piece of software.
2. When a non-essential, trivial fuction impeeds effective use of a piece of software.
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I have to get my PC sorted out, my spell checker doesnt work, its such a bad techniggle I cannot use it.
The auto update techniggle on acrobat was so anoying I unistalled it completely
2. I hate using my PC at work, every time I do anything it asks me for a password. That techniggle drives me up the wall.
I have to get my PC sorted out, my spell checker doesnt work, its such a bad techniggle I cannot use it.
The auto update techniggle on acrobat was so anoying I unistalled it completely
2. I hate using my PC at work, every time I do anything it asks me for a password. That techniggle drives me up the wall.
by Fraser Steen April 29, 2007
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To lie in a song like Lil Tecca
To talk about shit you have never done or never will do, normally about hood shit and the gangbanging lifestyle
To lie in a song like Lil Tecca
To talk about shit you have never done or never will do, normally about hood shit and the gangbanging lifestyle
by teccer December 14, 2019
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