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teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person
"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"
by Rachel March 16, 2003
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Teagan

Teagan is just a legendary mix of bad, good, and everything in between, she is the one and the only person who you could actually understand. She might be athletic or she might be kinda lazy, but either way, she is amazing with her body, face, persona, and soul-self. She is the most creative person you ever met, and she will always be out in space or on her mind, she is an angelic singer and an even better girlfriend. If she thinks your the one, you can't say no, and you better not cheat on her cause she might seem tough, but she is a soft-hearted person. She is the meaning of true love and she can give you all the love you want and more, she will make you finally be able to cry happy at the feeling of her love.
She seems so hot!
But she isn't just a body!
Teagan is the only person who could make you feel loved like god
by User_404_t September 16, 2019
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tavarius

A dude that acts like a thug but a true sweet heart when u get to know him
I'm in love with tavarius
by Pinkypinkpink July 23, 2017
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teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.
Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
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teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.
While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"
by cs February 11, 2005
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Tavares

A person that works his ass off everday to provide a good life for his loved ones. A person (Man) that has a big heart. Very amazing and awsome person Man & BFF.
That person is so Tavares, He treats me like a Tavares.
by Miny Mice February 27, 2009
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