Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
Get the Taxi-fapmug. A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot
by Fullofswager123 January 7, 2015
Get the fake taximug. A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.
by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007
Get the Chip Taximug. Any person, either an adult or another teen, that is constantly used as a means of transportation by those too young to drive.
Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.
Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.
How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.
Often, when a teenager acquires a license, he or she becomes a host body for leeching peers that have not yet attained a license themselves.
Older adult drivers and parents may find themselves in this unfortunate situation as well.
How to avoid becoming a teen taxi:
1. Drive a small car with less room, and remove passenger seats.
2. Drive erratically and establish a reputation of recklessness with teens.
3. Avoid having children.
4. Intentionally disable your vehicle when picking up teens. Be sure their friends see them, and honk the horn to further the embarrassment.
"Sorry, I can't be there, my kid and his friends are using me as a teen-taxi later."
"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."
"My sophomore friends found out about my new car, and now I'm a teen-taxi."
by The Search Is Bound to Fail March 24, 2006
Get the teen-taximug. The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
Get the Taxi Drivermug. When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.
by Steve-Rob September 17, 2008
Get the taxi feemug. by Fallingout223 January 6, 2008
Get the terror taximug.