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Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010
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tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.
Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!
by sb129 April 15, 2008
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Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.
"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."
by House Vista March 4, 2009
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Tether

AS Defined by FBA's
Background Information: FBA(Foundational Black Americans) refers to the LINEAGE OF Black people who are the descendants of those blacks who were enslaved during the period of U.S chattel slavery. Those include:

-native born indigenous black Americans

- Black Freemen

- the 3% or so of Africans arriving during the American slave trade and mixed in with the natives.

Tether refers to a subset of black immigrants arriving mostly after changes to the 1965 Naturalization and Immigration Laws, whom appear to have an Anti-FBA, sociopolitical agenda to replace them and undermine their efforts to pursue protections legislation, long overdue reparations from the U.S Government, and other resources that were originally earmarked to benefit FBAs. FBA's interpret the actions of these "tethers" as traitorous and treasonous since they were primarily responsible for fighting to have the 1965 immigration laws changed and amended to allow black immigrants an unprecedented pathway to citizenship in the U.S. NOTE THE DISTINCTION being made: A "tether" does not refer to "ALL" black immigrants as suggested by the hyperbole of those black immigrants who would be considered "tethers" by FBA's. This only refers to those insurgent black immigrants who move to undermine the efforts of FBAs.
A black immigrant acting as a tether will frequently undermine the efforts of FBAs
by DK GuyII July 3, 2022
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Uncle Tater

an individual with an awful lot of free time on their hands...
Crazy Uncle Johnny: Uncle Tater put the finishing touches on his spud gun yesterday.

Weird Uncle Travis: Even cooler, he also created the first Linux based kegerator.
by Mister Webster January 10, 2009
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Tater

A sucker that believes fake news stories posted on the internet, specifically social media. AKA potato

Originated from America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
Why don’t you taters walk on up to a KKK hood wearing fella and try to convince him that he’s a democrat.
by Whynotyo? February 23, 2019
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on the tether

On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one's ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can't go anywhere.
Nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. You know they got me on the tether n' shit!
by The Infragable Krunk April 18, 2015
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