Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010

mid task

someone that kind of sucks and has middy tendencies...someone in between an easy and difficult task

Oh Look. Its a MID TASK.

That mid task just fucked my girlfriend!

Why is that kid being such a mid task at the party

by Lucas Tiberio March 5, 2009

task master

One who is a master at performing tasks; is known to perform tasks well- multiply at a time. They are great and not everyone can achieve the level of the task master. Becoming a task master means being disciplined and focused.

girl: hey that boy over there is a task master! did you see the way he paid the clerk, answered his cell phone, and threw away his trash all at the same time?
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!

by Stephanie T September 7, 2005

Bitch Task

Any task delegated to a newbie because A) Nobody wants to do it, and B) They're new

Toe sucking is best left to Stephen, because he likes it too much for it to be a bitch task

by Nightman2011 October 12, 2011

Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".

"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."

by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013

Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

by choghies June 15, 2023

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019