tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

tank

Any vehicle, which despite being in numerous wrecks, fenderbenders, and crashes, still runs.

"Dude, My 240sx is a tank. has been in like 5 crashes, and it still runs!"

"That car is a tank. Its been flipped 4 times, hit a guardrail, a deer, and a fencepost! And I drive it everyday..."

by 240-is-go! November 7, 2006

tank

the definition of tank is jon. he poons noobs. GXC BITCH

jon is a tank and he poons noobs

by dan and kevin October 20, 2006

tank

having sex with a female very hard, usually in the arsehole.

i tanked those little bitches down souf' fo' reel!

by tommy November 4, 2004

tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by lithos September 5, 2008

tank

A extra large poop; A poop that exceeds the size of a regular poop.

I have to tank right now!
Eww that tank is nastayy.

by adam February 28, 2005

tank

A female's sexual organ; see also: pussy, vagina, clit, cunt. (brought about by Shea, while reading the hip-hiptionary.)

Damn, I needa get some tank tonite!

by MattsNinjaMajik April 4, 2004