Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008

Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"

by Phondooky June 13, 2013

tampoon

When a girl is so fat and on her period she needs to pull her vagina lips to the side and have a t-shirt cannon shoot what appears to be multiple rolls of Bounty paper towels taped together.

Girl 1: Did you see how far Becky got?
Girl 2: Yeah! She’s going to need a tampoon for her time of the month.

by Zampthechamp January 4, 2021

Tampoons

When you have 2 tampons inside of you

Tampoons is When you’re a horny honey

by Pussy juice drinker 69 November 4, 2022

Tamgoonery

Tamgoonery (noun) — Ridiculous, over-the-top antics caused by or centered around specifically female gooning; like tomfoolery, but specifically the brain-melted nonsense of a female gooner who’s way too locked in.

Turbetta: We were supposed to head out at 8, but Koyette's tamgoonery kicked in and the whole night got derailed.

by Turbo123T3 October 18, 2025