Taffy-cloth

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)

Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her

by Kaiser William III July 17, 2016

Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.

I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.

Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."

by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013

Taffy

1. (pejorative) a Welshman

2. alprazolam, a benzodiazapine drug (from the brand name tafil)

As soon as someone came along and called him Taffy he logged off.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2011

Banana Taffy

A woman or women of underwhelming visual appeal.

"How was the club?"

"It was alright, but it was mostly full of Banana Taffy"

by Uno Jones April 22, 2009

Crotch Taffy

Male genitalia, so named for it's stretchiness when non-erect.

"She pulled on his crotch taffy."

by Suldog October 19, 2009