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taco

1. a very tasty meal

2. something said by teenagers becase they think its funny or random or something
1. dude im hungry lets get a taco

2.

person1: hey whats up person 2

person2: taco! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah im funny or random or something

person1:*sigh* punches person 2 in face and walks away
by secksgod223 January 9, 2010
mugGet the tacomug.

Taco

when a guy moves his penis in between a girls vaginal flaps
Jen: "Jason, what are you doing?"

Jason: "I'm trying to put my meat in your taco!"
by theawesomepossumbunch May 12, 2009
mugGet the Tacomug.

Tacoed

1. Getting bent in half.
2. Getting destroyed by another team in a game usually involving two or more players beating on a single enemy.
You guys got tacoed.
by Tacoer August 18, 2013
mugGet the Tacoedmug.

Taco

When a man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and prevents them from springing forward by squeezing his legs together. This is done in order to imitate a vagina. If said man were to turn around and bend over, you would have a Fruit Bowl. The Taco is the opposite of the Ram, which is achieved by pulling the testicles up and partially over the penis.
"That guy in 'Silence of the Lambs' was totally doing the Taco in front of the mirror."
by Taco Fruit Salad September 8, 2008
mugGet the Tacomug.

Taco

1.) Food eaten by Mexicans

2.) Forced ear sex, usually while the reciever is sleeping (penis in ear)

3.) Crude Slang for a women's vagina
1.) Hey, Juan, Tengo mucho hambre, voy a comer uno taco por almuerzo! (Hey Jon, I am very hungry and going to eat a taco for lunch)

2.) At a sleepover: "Hey Ralphie fell asleep, you two hold him down and you videotape me while I give him a taco"

3.) Hershell! Get your tounge outta your sister's taco you sick bastard!
by Tacomaster69 October 16, 2008
mugGet the Tacomug.

taco

a thin mustash usually common of mexicans and younger teens that just began growing facial hair. also known as a "taco stash" as opposed to just "taco"
yo check out the taco on that guy, he looks straight up mex.
by M Scafetta November 8, 2007
mugGet the tacomug.

Tacos

Mmmmmm... those tacos were so good!!
by TacoJesus JJH November 29, 2017
mugGet the Tacosmug.

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