salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Pirin Tablets

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

Tabletoparoosky

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

by Alex. $te March 26, 2005

Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.

Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.

by manaaa December 17, 2012

You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010