scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Masculine Syrup

The product of male ejaculation.

Abby asked for Brody’s masculine syrup in her mouth

by Katdadddddy December 22, 2018

Syrup Thighs

When a girl is so horny that her thighs have become soaked and sticky due to superfluous amounts of cum that have already drenched the undergarments (applicable only if worn) and continued to run down the inside of her legs.

Bruda1: Man that girl was so wet that she had them syrup thighs.
Bruda2: Brah, she is horny enough to fuck anybody.
Bruda3: But I dunno if anyone has the strength to pull apart those sticky legs.

by Broommate March 21, 2011

Love Syrup

The "syrupy" substance emitted from the male or female sex organs by whatever means necessary. It doesn't have to be as a result of two people in love.

1. I shot my love syrup a foot into the air!
2. This love syrup tastes nice.
3. I picked up a hooker and the night ended with my love syrup all over her face.
4. My partner begged that I give them my love syrup.

by Long Huang April 23, 2009

throw a strop

To become easily offended or annoyed; ill-tempered or belligerent for a period of time, due to a situation which has triggered an uncomfortable emotion.

If I arrive home late from work again, she is likely to throw a strop.

by Daktalis August 15, 2006

strope

The combination of the words Straight and rope, which means highly potent Marijuana. Also a Bay Area band founded by Laurence and Scott.

I just coped a dub of of some Strope

by StropeEveryday January 20, 2008