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boob sympathy

The faint,lingering of pain that a woman gets when another woman has boob trauma.
when jenny had her boob cut off during the war, her fellow soldier felt boob sympathy
by Cynthia Rosendosendale December 6, 2007
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sympathy pimp

v. the act of using a child, family member, friend, or other person who is suffering in order to gain attention for yourself. normally used in a social networking environment to prompt comments of sympathy.
did you see cori's facebook status? she was really sympathy pimping her kid out.

"my baby is still not feeling well, he's so uncomfortable and looks so miserable, and now my poor hubby is home from work with a terrible migraine. he's downstairs asleep. my boys need to get well soon!"
by koshka December 23, 2009
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Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.
girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.
by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010
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sympathy semi

Semi erect penis following sympathetic embrace with girlfriend.
Girl: It's so traumatic, mum selling my childhood home.

Boy: Don't worry darling

*embrace*

Girl: Oh my god! Have you got a boner?!

Boy: Darling, it's a sympathy semi!
by Prahan Pirate November 8, 2013
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Sympathy Puh

Sympathy puh is when your girl or any girl gives you pussy because she feels bad about something that happened to you.
Tina gave Tim some sympathy puh because his dog died.
by 101010101010101010101010 August 6, 2016
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Sympathy Fuck

When you have sex with someone just to cheer them up. Most often in cases of boredom. Comes with no strings attached or emotional investment.
Guy 1: Why did you have sex with Jill?

Guy 2: I was bored and her dog just died.

Guy 1: Oh, so it was a sympathy fuck.
by creativedude92 June 11, 2011
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Ginger Sympathizer

Someone who feels bad for or likes gingers and will often befriend them and even mate with them.
Did you hear about Nate? He's dating a ginger.
What a ginger sympathizer.
by InkedLeaves January 3, 2011
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