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Sweeping out the Pole Barn

The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.

Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
by McRae and Portwood inc. December 18, 2008
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Sleeing

The art of sex on a slip in slide.

Sleeeing=3way on a slip and slide

add an "e" for every person involved
by Jazzberries July 9, 2009
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Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.
At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.
by Mr__P March 13, 2010
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seeing double

what happens when you get drunk as hell. Either can happen before you pass out or even when you wake up after passing out. Just depends on some people.
"Damn dude I was so fucked up I was seeing double last night."
by Cory June 13, 2004
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sweepings

n. ice chips and snow that accumulate on an ice-curling rink and have to be shoveled off between innings. Traditionally they are removed by the team lying two.

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Hey now, eh! Hurry hard and get them sweepings off the hack ice! That tankard ain't going to draw itself to the button!
by gnostic1 March 8, 2012
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Rice Sweeping

Getting together with a buddy(s) at night and lookin for unorganized races.
Hey billy, wanna go rice sweeping tonight?
by BlackS3ven AkA Greco May 23, 2006
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sweeting

excessively drunk at the wrong time, will fuck your girlfriend, no-talent asshole, master cum dumpster eater, resides in Seneca Falls, NY
Dan: You fucked your best friends girlfriend?!
Tim: Uhh yeah
Dan: Way to be a sweeting!
by Bill Sweeting November 22, 2011
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