Suv

Losers buy SUVs to make up for their microscopic dicks.

by person yo-yo July 1, 2003

SUV

A massively oversized motorized vehicle that frequently blocks your view into traffic. Dangerous when parked, especially dangerous when in motion.

I'd pull out of the driveway but that SUV is blocking my view.

by corvus brachyrhynchos July 25, 2003

SUV

what soccer moms need to drive their fat kids around without, the kid crushing the car

also known as idiot mobile

by shade December 15, 2004

SUV

Vehicle improperly named by General Motors in the early stages of production. UARV (URBAN ASSAULT ROLLOVER VEHICLE)correctly defines this worthless, gas guzzling beast we call an SUV.

"I cant see in front of me because this damn UARV is blocking my view."

by CrazyOlCoot September 5, 2003

SUV

Freak-magnet, the most crappy department ever!

-Where do ya work cracka?
-In SUV..
-Oh crap, you're f....!

by faulkner__ May 7, 2007

SUV

Like a minivan and pickup truck. Higher center of gravity meaning easy rollovers. Guzzles more gas than pickup trucks. Often used by soccer moms who can't drive but need control of the road (until they roll over). Part of a secret agenda of the automobile industry to rid the world of soccer moms.

Why get an efficient and cheap minivan? I'd rather drive an SUV so I could roll over at the drop of a hat.

by Mystic November 24, 2003

SUV

What foreigners would call an Armoured Personnel Vehicle.

Tourist In America: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?? How come no one told me you infidel dogs were at war running tanks crowded cities?

American: That be those them SUV dilly's. Them mom's like to drive thos big buggers. *spit*

by pops September 13, 2005