astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.

I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.

by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010

Surpasshole

Going over and above all expectations, while being a complete and utter asshole.

Boy, you have worked hard at achieving those goals and exceeding expectation, but have been a complete prick. You're a real surpasshole.

by The big three February 5, 2015

Sarphie

The friendship name for Sophie Fergi and Sarah Dorothy Little. This friendship is one of the most amazing friendships in the world because they've gotten so close in not that much time and because they make each other so happy! Sarah found Sophie at a time where she needed it the most and they've been an iconic duo ever since 💗🥺

Sarphie is the best friendship in the world💗

by @sophiestoffee on Instagram!💖 November 24, 2020

starfish surprise

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

by Celza May 17, 2017

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018