sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Superman 64

The worst game ever made. It came out for the Nintendo 64 (the best game system ever made) and was made by Titus. I'm telling you, it is worse than E.T. for the 2600. In this shitty game, you fly through rings with the worst controls ever in any video game, pick up cars, fly through more rings, (repeat that process about 4 more times) until you finally get to a building that is impossible, because of the horrible controls. You have to get a keycard that is located behind a couple of cardboard boxes. Easy enough, right? No. As soon as you pick the fucking box up, it will either explode, or you will throw it, the game will glitch because of the horrible collision engine, the box will suspend above you, and explode within 5 seconds. If you manage to get to the first battle with some woman, you will punch her until she falls through the floor because of the already mentioned horrible collision engine, thus you can't beat her, and the doors won't open. It's impossible.

Guy: Have you ever played Superman 64?

Guy 2: I had that game as a kid when I got my Nintendo 64. I could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at Gamestop for 75 cents. That game is fucking horrible

by luke4010 April 24, 2013

Superman Jap Slap

Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).

Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!

by Mr. Beef Wellington January 24, 2019

Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

super sperm

Sperm that is really powerful and likely to get a woman pregnant

Bob must have super sperm...he's only 25 and he already has 5 kids by 5 different women!

by Jessica201978 December 21, 2005

Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.

"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"

by MickyHow August 30, 2013

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by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019