stiffington bo biffington

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018

Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

Twitch Staff

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.

bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u

by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

stiffed

cheated, didn't pay

I stiffed the taxi driver when I jumped out of his cab.

by Brother Bob May 14, 2005