Starking

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes

by Lindabruh February 4, 2016

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005

Tworking

Watching Twitch.tv while at work

I'm tworking all day long.
I twork 5 days a week.

by Sparky1492 November 29, 2016

storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."

by xxxScumbag69xxx March 1, 2015