texting stutter 

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.

During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.

texting stutter by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014

type stutter 

The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.

Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.

type stutter by salemsays December 27, 2010

fuck stutter 

The lapse in concentration that occurs at the point of sexual euphoria, just as some pearl of wisdom (not THAT kind of pearl) or other verbal exclamation escapes one's mouth - the conjunction of which causing the one experiencing said euphoria to trip over their words.

Him: "aw yeah baby, aw yeah, who's your daddy? Who's yuh ... yuh ... aw yeah ... "
Her: "Thanks honey; that fuck stutter completely killed any inclination I might've had to orgasm."

fuck stutter by spamhammer March 10, 2004

text stutter 

When you repeat the same letter in a word numerous times even when it's not spelled that way. Unlike actual stuttering this usualy occurs at the end of a word but in many cases there are exceptions. Often used when texting :)

person 1: heyyyyyyyyyyy whatss uppp?
person 2: dude you really have a text stutter
person 1: nnnnnnnnoooooooooo :P

text stutter by elisenavidad211 March 13, 2011

starbucks stutter 

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.

Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

starbucks stutter by patty browning January 24, 2008

Covid Stutter 

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

Covid Stutter by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020

Johnson-stutter

The effect that occurs to one's vocal cords for several days after an intense night of sucking a black man's penis. Usually applicable only for very loose (and sometimes quite sore) women.

Damn nigga, dat bitch from last night sho gots herself a Johnson-stutter!

Johnson-stutter by Big_Nigg_22 August 24, 2007