Struttling

When someone thinks they are WAYY cooler than they are, and tries to strut, but it comes off more like waddling

Look at Joe - he thinks he's so cool, struttling down the street

by jjdunaway65 October 18, 2008

Stridering

Drinking alone in the darkest corner of the bar, like Aragorn at The Prancing Pony.

Look at that antisocial motherfucker just stridering over there.

by MalakaiUndying November 28, 2020

Scrodeling

The act of yodeling while someone's scrotum is in your mouth

I love it when my girl is scrodeling to The Sound of Music.

by King Turd 69 December 20, 2020

scrodeling

The sound a man makes while getting a vasectomy.

Medical assistant #1: "What's that sound coming out of the procedure room?
Medical assistant #2: "That's our 1 PM vasectomy patient scrodeling. He didn't want to pay for the laughing gas, so he's really feeling it."

by Cystoscopist December 27, 2023

scrodeling

The sound a man makes when undergoing a vasectomy.

Medical assistant #1: "What's that sound coming from the procedure room?"
Medical assistant #2: "Oh, that's our 1 PM vasectomy patient scrodeling. It sounds like he didn't want to use the laughing gas."

by Cystoscopist December 27, 2023

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.

Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.

by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025