struggles

Obvious complications, problems, troubles, or difficulty for a person, place or thing

Lindsay Lohan had constant struggles with her teeth until she hit up the dentist.

Champs struggles so tough if they don't get the new retro 4's.

by D Baah February 27, 2009

Harlem Struggle

When a man receives head from a person, male or female, and shoves his dick down their throat, locking his legs behind the recipient's head to keep it in that condition, and subsequently cuts off the airflow. The gag reflex activates, and the recipient of the Harlem Struggle chokes on it.

The Harlem Struggle makes it more pleasurable to the man as this choking can induce sensations and make the throat tighter.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 25, 2019

struggle burger

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.

I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.

by abisexualsockpuppet March 10, 2014

Power Struggle Theory

Power Struggle Theory is the idea that a weakling is going to be most sensitive to a power struggle. This is akin to when a small dog barks wildly. This theory describes the behavior of young women who hunt for attention and enjoy keeping men at their fingertips. The vast majority of young women on sites such as Tinder and Facebook love to be in control of interactions with men and get off on the feeling of power they hold over them. Relinquishing such power is not in the interests of such a weakling, as then men would gain the upper hand in all areas. Such women usually have multiple “safe” beta males orbiting them. The woman gets a different type of stimulation and pleasure from each of the orbiters; also known as juggle play. A confident man does not need to engage in power struggles because he feels good about himself on his own. Most attractive young women realize the gig is up once the power struggle ends. They like to extend the struggle as long as possible to maintain their power and because of their fear a man will realize she brings less character to the table than he thought.

Guy 1: Why does she reply to only 30% of my messages? I thought women loved to get attention.
Guy 2: Not necessarily. Why do you think many women interpret your interest in them as weakness?
Guy: I don’t know. They don’t like muff munchers?
Guy 2: Power Struggle Theory in practice.

by Eric Kazinsky January 13, 2016

strugglenet

Laggy or shitty internet. A way of saying Shiternet without cursing

"Wow... Your lag infected us. Nice strugglenet ya got there"

by LaughAtYou July 19, 2015

struggle mama

an irresponsible baby momma to an even more irresponsible baby daddy who always puts the family in financial struggle and is always using people, especially for money. Also always talking big shit for attention and sympathy online but ain't shit irl.

Her: Men are trash. My bd just bought me McDonald's (with the money she gave him). Take note men. All the bills are in my name and I charge men to see my tiddies to pay for my pedicure. I run this shit. Men worship me. SEX SEX SEX. Here's my two cents, leave me alone, i don't want yours.

Also her: (with no job) Rent is due and I need books for college and my family needs food and I have (insert medical condition) and here's my $cashapp. Help me! I'm sad and I'm gonna take a nap. Love y'all!

Them: Damn, she always going through some shit. She a struggle mama.

by tiedofdisbitch September 2, 2020

Struggle Glizzy

A Hotdog/ weenie with sliced bread instead of Bun.

I ran out of Hotdog buns so I used slice bread made myself a struggle Glizzy.

by ZOLO82 November 19, 2021