e-straining order

Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"

"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"

by pakizzle May 23, 2010

strain me spuds

ejaculate (drain your balls)

I'd really like to strain me spuds in her

by Pete666 July 24, 2005

Don't Strain Your Milk

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.

"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."

by JettaC May 31, 2008

Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 03, 2011

Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

by KyShite July 01, 2021

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 06, 2016

Strain the Soup

Taking a pee break while playing overwatch.

Pause the search real quick, I need to strain the soup.

by alsowonko June 07, 2019