straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

Saddled

One who gets dropped, hit, crushed. Usually referenced to sports or in a fight.

Did you watch the hockey game last night?
Yeah! Did you see Malkin get saddled!?

by BeBallin April 28, 2015

striddle

Scattered items. Things that are all around the room, in a disorganized manner.

Pick up your clothes they are striddled all over the room!

by Lori V. April 15, 2008

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

bottom straddle

to sit on a seat backwards with the rail in front of you

also it can mean, while in the nude, sitting on top of a person's naked bum who is lying face down , as if youre sitting on a seat, bum to bum - you will be facing down their legs - its actually quite comfortable!

he was bottom straddled on the chair when someone pushed him on the back making him hit the floor.

by tartan whisky December 15, 2019