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Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.
"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!
by Pete187 November 26, 2007
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slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.
Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.
by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010
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digital stimulation

a sexual act in which the hand and/or fingers are used, usualy on the lower regions of a male or female.
i really enjoy my partners digital stimulation, especialy on my balls.
by Kev Nice March 27, 2006
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stimulating the economy

Buying one or more item(s) for over 100 dollars.
Going on a shopping spree and spending more than 200 dollars in the span of 24 hours.
Girl one: You really bought that TV and surround sound?
Girl two: Yeah, I was stimulating the economy on friday
by Little_Minion13 March 8, 2011
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Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
by KaBoom August 14, 2014
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stipulated

i stipulated a camal
by hamster10 October 22, 2017
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Swimulate

verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.

5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.

–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.

Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."

2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.

3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
by GardnerLou May 9, 2010
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