182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.
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Also known as little Baghdad, Sterling Heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking "ahweh" or as others would say, coffee.
While they can't seem to mow their lawns, or take down the Christmas lights in April, they do know how to buy black Escalades with 24 inch rims, and don't forget the tint.
Also, the display of the Virgin Mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different Rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.
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Also known as little Baghdad, Sterling Heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking "ahweh" or as others would say, coffee.
While they can't seem to mow their lawns, or take down the Christmas lights in April, they do know how to buy black Escalades with 24 inch rims, and don't forget the tint.
Also, the display of the Virgin Mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different Rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.
Oh, and one other thing, if you hear a group of arabs screaming Dakhuit, mariam, or callet, don't be afraid. it's only natural.
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