Steering Wheel Tan

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.

Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.

by Melissa Hupalo August 25, 2008

Steer jock

1. An amateur who spends his money working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

2. A professional who makes his living working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

Joe is a steer jock, all he does is works with cattle

by bigben50 January 28, 2011

Cole Steber

The person who is always automatically blamed for everything, whether you know a guy named that or not.

teacher- "why did you throw meatloaf at that old lady?"
you- "it was Cole Steber"

by kentuckypimp May 6, 2005

steerpike

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

by Tempestua November 1, 2004

Pork Steer

The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.

This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.

Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer
Source: Automotive Ins

by Automotive Insanity January 11, 2009

Ben Steiner

To wipe your ass with money and stick it on the girls face during intense sexual intercourse

When she asked for her money I gaver her a Ben Steiner!

by Oliver D. August 31, 2006

Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010