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Steening

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.
Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout
by schwimjob January 18, 2015
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Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."
by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013
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sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose
My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass
by punisher64 January 27, 2015
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Skeezing the Dongos

Flaunting your body in such a way as to attract the sexual attention of others, but in an adulterous or otherwise unfaithful manner.

Or

Making a mistake despite your best knowledge suggesting otherwise.
"Is Dave dating again after breaking up with Christy?"

"Yeah, he's been skeezing the Dongos down in Atlantic City for weeks now!"
by Lucius_Greystone December 10, 2022
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SteeringWheelFaceReveal

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I am SteeringWheelFaceReveal
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
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Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.
by Bermudabob May 3, 2010
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Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.
A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...
by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012
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