Statuatory Vape

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.

"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"

by greggers33 July 24, 2015

Statuterrific

An adjective to describe the appearance of a minor (or person otherwise under the age of consent) that is highly attractive.

A single word which sums up a sentence similar to: "She looks terrific.. but it would count as statutory rape."

Dude, have you seen Brian's little sister? She's totally statuterrific!

by Wickedosity January 13, 2008

Statutoralicious

A young woman, or man, who looks extremely attractive, while at the same time being obviously underage.

Dang son, that 16 year old is so statutoralicious I think I need a minute to regroup!!

by Rico Weaver June 16, 2008

STATUTARIUS

pronounced(statchitarius) akin to the word Statutory, as in sex with a minor. also Sagittarius, The Archer
November 23 to December 21. A person need not be born in the month of November or December to acquire such a title.

R. Kelly sings up some good R&B. Too bad he's a Statutarius.
Good ol' Father Flaherty, I remember being in the kindygarted and him making me kneel with my pecker in the snow because he wanted a cold one!! He's such a "statutarius".

by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007

statuatory ape

he'll kill. end of story.

hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!

dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.

by bucnasty. April 29, 2010

Stategory

Short for "statistical category" as used in fantasy sports leagues.

"Seem to remember you saying you were going to whup ass in Yahoo baseball this year."

"Nah, I'm getting clobbered in every single stategory."

by bongda January 5, 2009

satutory rape

Not rape in the traditional sense.It is where a dude jacks off and jizzes all over a woman,thoroughly saturating her.

My girlfriend threaten to have me arrested for satutory rape just because I busted my eggs in her hair.i

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011