SNILF

Sexy Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

Her 'lock just hit 85, she's such a SNILF...

by Lifetrocity October 3, 2011

SILF

Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck

Sandy Cheeks is an underwater SILF

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

SWILF

Subway Work Id Like To Fuck ;)

Amy is such a SWILF!! Well jells!!

by xxManyeWestxx November 14, 2011

SWILF

somebodies wife i'd like to fuck

i know she' married but damn she's a SWILF

by dhpjr October 7, 2011

SILF

SILF or SILFing. Self Inflicted Laughing Fit.

A SILF occurs when you do or think about something that amuses you so much you have a laughing fit. You might send a text to a friend that makes you collapse on the floor with laughter.

"I just handed out brochures whilst doing the chicken or beef dance to the theme tune of Air Crash Investigators. hahaha tears! I just SILFed myself!"

by VIK&GABS March 6, 2014

ssif

so stupid it’s funny

lmao your ssif

by stupidhoe546 October 13, 2018

SMILF

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.

by Maestro_yuk May 6, 2021