Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

Squnch

A cute, shapely pudgy girl.

I met this great little squnch at the party last Friday.

by Gludge October 26, 2013

Squnch

The act of being squishy and crunchy at the same time.

The marshmallow's in the lucky charms is very squnchy

by Scodyin May 21, 2009

squinch

When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.

by sassygirl40 October 23, 2012

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

squnch

The sound made when two vaginas are rubbed together.

Giselle and Tom Brady rubbed their vaginas together and i heard a squnch.

by FuzzyBandit January 25, 2011

squench

An ugly wench. Typically a wench that is overweight and disgusting to look at.

There were squenchs about that made me nearly vomit.

by Reded January 27, 2007