SquidThings

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.

A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

by Christianity Today June 24, 2022

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

Squishinator

The perfect cuddler... the ability to cuddle without smuthering or making the partner want to leave... a leave of extreme comfort....

My boyfriend is the perfect squishinator in the bed

by iiCe July 21, 2008

Slushing

The act of rotating your penis inside a girl once you have ejaculated, enthusiastically, until once again erect, and repeat.

Derives from the act of mixing slush puppies with a straw to mix the flavour.

Slushing is messy!

If you don't shut up, I'm going to slush your mum all night long.

by gunner_do_ur_mum April 9, 2011

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

squipping

The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.

"I walked in on your mom squipping last night."

by ItalianChia May 1, 2007

Slushing

The act of walking slowly and bobbing side to side with your feet pointed outward while shaking a slushie cup in order to make sure it is mixed. Must have earbuds over each ear and you must dap every person you see in the hallway. Do this when coming back to class from lunch.

Guy 1 (Slushie Walking): *Daps 10 homies* Yo what's good Mr. Smith?

Mr. Smith (Psychology Teacher): You're late to class again. Stop slushing and get a move-on.

by kingofthejunk May 29, 2018